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BRO STRIDER. HOMESTUCK.

His mysterious ways transcend irony once again.

DOB / Age

??? / 36 years old.

Nicknames:

Dirk Strider (true name.)

Canon Point

[S] Jade: Enter.

Origin

Houston, Texas.

Canon Relationships;
Dave Strider: Genetic son; adoptive brother.
Dirk Strider: Post-scratch self.
Bro (Dave) Strider, Mom, Rose Lalonde: Genetic offspring.
Lil Cal: Evil influence, weapon of choice, beloved puppet.

Powers; - Flash stepping; able to move so quick he's unseen.
- Sweet as hell ninja moves.
- Just really extra strong, okay.
- Highly skilled in close range combat.
- He's a ventriloquist and has a whole range of voices/sounds; can throw his voice an impressive distance.

Inventory;TBA. here.

Credits; Vigils for layout.
Artist for top image.

First Impressions; ▶VISUAL: Bro is a pretty tall guy standing at 6'4". He's very, very well built from all of his rigorous and thorough training. He's a body builder and a bit obsessive about staying fit. Homestuck is open to all sorts of interpretations, but I always saw Bro with platinum blonde hair and orange eyes like his alternate self. His shoulders are definitely broader than the rest of him and his whole figure makes a pretty impressive triangle shape (you know, sort of like his anime inspired shades.) He's got almost muttonchops and I always saw him with at least a soul patch.

▶AURAL: Low & stern, but carries little to no emotion. Every once in awhile you'll hear his Texan drawl.

▶BEHAVIOR: The biggest and most noticeable thing a person will notice is he seems completely disconnected from reality or acts akin to a robot. He's very stoic and poker faced to the point where it's hard to determine how serious of a person he actually is. He's very aloof and expressionless, but the most you'll see out of him is either anger or and unsettling smile that is nothing but smug. He seems to react with unnecessary violence, so be careful. He lacks empathy of any sort, so he won't feel bad about it later. Bro falls into an anti-hero type; self-serving with good intent but going about it the wrong way. Nobody can really change his mind once he has it set on something; he's quite obsessive and it's unhealthy. Bro has an evil influence, a juju that he carries around and is a bit obsessed with it, but it's consistently telling him to do the wrong thing. This doesn't redeem or justify his actions in the least, he's still a questionable and shady person. Everything is a game to him, and that included raising a child. He seeks amusement in the most bizarre ways without consideration for the other person, so if you think he's messing with you, he definitely is.

▶SCENT: Somebody please take the Old Spice away from him.

▶ODDS & ENDS:
His shades are a shout out to Kamina from TTGL.
Enjoys snacks, Doritos and Mountain Dew, you know.
Seems to be a fan of the Batman franchise.
Is extremely wealthy from managing his own porn enterprise.
Speaks in short sentences unless otherwise rapping.
Pansexual; heavy preference for men.
Slashed a meteor in half once; it was baller.Statistics;

STRENGTH:	MENTAL STABILITY:
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LUCK: .	PHYSICAL ENDURANCE:
CLOSE RANGE COMBAT:	RANGED WEAPONRY:
COMMUNICATION:	LEADERSHIP:
SURVIVAL SKILLS:	SEX:
INTIMACY:	DATING:
TECHNOLOGY: .	WIT:
CREATIVITY:	PATIENCE:
LOYALTY:	TRUST:
MATURITY:	COMPASSION:
OBSTINANCE:	GENEROSITY:

Code by Vigils.